Quick Tip for Procreate - Using the Eraser
If you are wondering why you have to swipe over an area two or three times to fully erase something, then there are a couple of things to check.
1. Check the brush opacity.
If it’s not at 100%, then it won’t fully erase the area.
2. Change the brush you’re using for an eraser.
Some brushes are a lot more effective than others. Check around and find one that works for you.
Drawing ‘Charging’
This was a cartoon that I drew for a ‘Word-of-the-Day’ challenge that I do as part of a cartooning group I’m in. The word concerned was ‘electric’, and for some reason an electric eel popped into my head and refused to budge.
I couldn’t quite come up with a suitable gag, although I was determined that I was going to include the eel in some way. When I was back teaching at school, I noticed a couple fo the students plugging their phones in to recharge, and that made me think about how could you recharge your phone if you were stuck in the middle of nowhere?
1. Here is the completed cartoon, now I’ll go through some of the steps in creating it.
2. Outline of the characters. I had an idea for the layout of the picture, but thought I’d draw the characters first and then reposition them later. I haven’t added her eye pupils yet, as I sometimes leave them until last in case I want to reposition the characters and change the direction her eyes are looking in.
3. Adding the background outline.
4. Colouring the characters. I used digital oil paint in Procreate for nearly all of the colouring.
5. Colouring the background. As I’m working in layers, I’ll probably copy and paste this layer again so as to increase the intensity of the tones.
6. Adding the water. I’ve been using the digital oil paint in Procreate a lot recently to create water effects.
7. Adding shadow, increasing the depth of the picture.
8. The completed cartoon again. I doubled some of the colour layers so that the tones increased in intensity. I also tidied up the picture a bit, and finally got around to adding her eyes.
Word of the Day - ‘Stormy’
Here’s another one from the ‘Word-of-the-Day’ challenge that I do as part of a cartooning group.
The background is one that I’ve used a couple of times previously. I’m a big fan of recycling and trying to come up with a new idea to go with favourite backgrounds. I also like to take a character and use it again with a completely different background.
I used mainly the oil paint and turpentine brushes in Procreate, as I wanted to get a sort of streakiness to the colour to show the wetness of the situation.
A Couple More Gerald the Goat Illustrations
Further Recent Illustrations of Gerald the Goat
Some recent pics to illustrate the ‘Idea-Nator - Cartoon Ideas Course’
Gerald’s Principles
Some New Gerald the Goat Illustrations
Recent Gerald the Goat illustrations
Here are some recent illustrations to go with the ‘Idea-Nator - Cartoon Ideas Course’.
Images from the upcoming ‘Idea-Nator - Cartoon Ideas Course’
My favourite cartoons
This is going to be the start of an occasional series where I talk about cartoons that I particularly like or have inspired me.
I’ve always been a huge fan of Giles, along with a large chunk of the UK population.
Techinically, I’m not sure if there’s ever been a mainstream newspaper cartoonist who as masterful.
There are so many different reasons to like his work.
1. The Giles family, featuring of course the matriarch of the family: Grandma.
2. The attention to detail. You know that when he’s drawing a tree it’s based on an actual tree type.
3. The gags going on aside from the main idea. It was common for him to cram two or three side gags going. On.
4. His wonderful mastery of perspective.
I’m sure that there’s something that I’ve missed.
Images from the upcoming ‘Idea-Nator - Cartoon Ideas Course’
Here are a couple of images that I’m in the ‘Idea-Nator - Cartoon Ideas Course’ which starts next week.
On Briefcases and the Battle of Hastings
If Gerald can’t work out the combination lock then he’ll probably just eat his way through the case…
Another delve into the weird and wonderful world of business stock images.
Time to take a look at the business man or woman’s weapon of choice - the briefcase.
‘Man with briefcase/clutching briefcase’ is one of those sub-genres of odd business stock images. Sometimes they’re hanging onto the case for dear life…
Hold on there!
Here’s a man clutching a briefcase. Is he using it to ward off an assailant’s weapon?
Fortunately Harold has remembered to bring along his battle-plan carried as ever in his trusty briefcase.
Perhaps if King Harold had had a briefcase at the Battle of Hastings in 1066, then he wouldn’t have been struck by an arrow and the Anglo-Saxons might have repelled the Norman invasion.
It could have turned out very differently for William and Normans…he might have been forced to re-train as a sales rep instead of completing the invasion of Britain.
Are you still clutching onto using dodgy stock images?
Don’t.
For want of a better image your entire article could be rescued.
Not that there:s anything wrong with your article, post, or writing in general - it’s just that people won’t bother reading it if you are using tired old stock images.
Even a business person holding a briefcase can be livened up with that personal touch…
…this may be the first time that a Dalmatian has appeared in a ‘business stock image’…
Get On The Case
…and use some images that really go with your writing and help to raise your reader’s curiosity about what you have to say.
I’ll keep it brief
I draw lots of cartoons - some silly and others not. I can draw unique images for you too. These pictures can really capture what you have to say, as well as capturing your reader’s attention. It also makes your site or post a lot more fun to look at!
I can liven things up a bit.
Let’s be a bit more creative...
From stodgy to stock to imaginative images - I can do the same for you. Drop me a mail.
Spot The Dodgy Stock Image
...and who knows why some images are chosen...
...it’s not hard to do...
Something about the fakeness of it all seems to leap out of the screen at you.
Actually, ‘leap out’ is the wrong phrase as standard stock images never leap out of screens - they don’t get attention and definitely wet your appetite for reading any further.
In a wonderful world full of exhilarating images and eye-grabbing graphics, standard stock images remain beige and vanilla
Spot the Difference
...even business’s-type images can be jazzed up a little...
...between an images that’s worth a second glance and something that’s worth less than a goldfish attention span moment in time to look over.
You can see the difference instantly.
In a split second you know whether an image is insipid or intriguing, lame or likeable, or bland or brilliant.
And you’re not the only one who knows this. Everyone knows this instinctively - you don’t have to analyse it even for a moment.
Spot the Effort...
...a zillion bland images are just a click away...
...or lack of that’s gone into selecting that particular image.
You can tell yourself when looking at an article whether someone has put the time, effort, and energy into something truly worth reading.
And if you know, your audience knows.
That includes spotting the obviously bog-standard stock images chosen without much thought and slapped on top of your writing to put off anyone from wanting to read on.
If the image smacks of unoriginality, then is the viewer really going to spend the extra time going to the trouble of reading any further?
Spot the uniqueness...
Don’t follow the same stripe as everyone else...
Using original images can really help to differentiate you from the crowd.
Spot the Frog...
As this fine froggy fellow demonstrates, a striking image grabs the attention, is interesting to look at, and stands apart from standard stock images.
Don’t poison your hard-scribbled writing with a lame pic.
Get something that really hops off the screen and makes your audience spot the difference between your content and everyone elses’.
Drop me a mail - and you can soon have some unique images of your own.
Stock Images, Stressed Workers, and Sea Monsters
Even his immaculately trimmed eyebrows were no consolation for his manic work-schedule.
In the wonderful and weird world of business stock images, one of the popular genres is stressed workers.
Maybe it’s the fact that in so many images they have to adopt perma-grins, stare intently into the prosperous business future, and be so annoyingly over-enthusiastic that has led them to being stressed out in other pictures.
Let’s take the example of Jason, who is surrounded by 101 co-workers, (well four actually, but you get the idea....) all pressing him him with things to do by yesterday.
There’s calls to answer, reports to go over, and perhaps even someone’ cat to feed. I am not sure what the cat is doing in the office, but that’s for another day....
Jason’s friend, BIll, tries to help out by offering a stress-reducing donut.....
The donut on top top of three cans of Red Bull probably wasn’t going to help much.
How he is managing to stay up on the ceiling like that is anyone’s guess...
Instituting ‘bring your pet to work day’ on Fridays was turning out to be a mistake.
Now he’s stressed due to the fact that he’s about to become a giants squids lunch.
In a recent survey, six out of ten office workers said that being eaten by a giant sea monster would be a stressful event. The other four said that it would come as welcome relief.
In the same building as Jason’s office, is the office of John. Here he is looking stressed and flanked by two towering piles of paperwork.
He was beginning to regret blowing his last bonus on his mohican.
Not only are there piles of work to do building up, but also his desk has been infested by weasels.
He always hated it when this happened.
Of course, some folks would say that they have the odd rodent or two in their own office, but that they’re usually of the shirt and tie wearing variety.
Let’s move down the corridor and look in at Sheila.
The paperless office wasn’t really coming along.
Sheila is stressed due to her messy desk.
That reminded her that she really must get around to apologizing to her neighbours for what happened to their pug.
Fortunately for her, her pet anaconda, Bob, has volunteered to eat the files. She is considering asking him to consume her boss as well, but is concerned that it might effect her bonus.
Finding the right stock image can be a bit of a stressful experience. Especially when you have to wade the cheesy swamp that is sometimes business stock images.
There are so many images to plough through, some of them might be actually quite good - but it might take you an age to find them.
Even if you do find a suitable image, it might be already in use on a bunch of others sites. The most commonly seen images are the ones that pop up in the first few search results. So you’re going to have to put in a bit more work if you want yourself to stand out.
One easy way of standing out is simply to have your images drawn for you.
Unique images that are tailoring specifically to suit you and your message.
You can even have pictures featuring weasels, giant squid and other such strange critters if you so desire....even such pics might not be as strange of some of the business images you can already see!
You name it, I can draw it for you - drop me a mail.
Thumbs Down to Crap Stock Images
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This is Bill. He’s a character in the strange world of business stock images. A land where everyone is happy in meetings, gaze forwards to the future, or use their laptops in strange locations.
Bill is giving the thumbs up. We don’t know why he’s doing so, but he’s doing it with great enthusiasm regardless.
A lot of folks in business stock images do things that are quite difficult to explain/for no apparent reason.
....and that’s why such images can look quite unnatural...
When was the last time you saw someone actually give the thumbs up in an office, whether in real life or on TV?
Let’s look at some other examples of thumb raising folks.
Neil kept his two thumbs up for way too long, which enabled Doris to take advantage of the situation and get him to help her with her knitting.
Now let’s take a glance at Neil’s colleague, Bob.
[image - thumb puppets]
Bob was so bored at work/posing for inane stock images that he created his own thumb puppets to amuse himself.
He now has 1.2 million subscribers on YouTube, a book contract, and a TV show deal. He hopes that this result in his manager noticing and offering him a promotion.
Of course for some, ‘thumbs up’ or ‘thumbs down’ reminds them of scenes from gladiator movies.
Movies always make things look pretty glamorous
It was difficult back in the day...
Roman Emperor Rigorus Spankikus once had his graphic designer exiled due to a partuculary lame PR campaign that failed to endear the Emperor to his subjects.
But spare a thought for those who can’t give either a thumbs up or down.
It must be frustrating for weasels...
If they ever want to enter the world of business, not only do they have to develop more intelligence but also evolve opposing thumbs.
Using run-of-the-mill business stock images might seem to be an easier option, but it might result in your readers giving your content the thumbs down or not even bothering to read it in the first place.
Our attention goes to images, and so if it looks as though not much effort and imagination has gone into selecting visuals, why bother actually reading the rest?
How about yourself?
Are you attracted by such images
What would you think of someone using them on a site or article you’re reading?
Probably not much...
...so it’s worthwhile spending a bit of time to find some interesting images.
Do You Gaze Past Stock Images?
(Or Using Monsters in Marketing)
One of the more perplexing and unnatural business stock image genres is that of the person or persons staring off into the future.
Often these folks have semi-mystical look on the face, no doubt enraptured by future business glories laying ahead. Alternatively, they sport an inane grin, perhaps as as a result of thinking ahead to what they’ll get up to after work.
Such folks can be found either inside the office or outside, sometimes in front of an impressive building or on a street corner.
Don’t they ever get cautioned for loitering?
Let’s look at a couple of examples.
These pair of business bods were so busy gazing off into the future that they were completely obvious to the present moment and thus failed to notice Vognor the Terrible alighting upon the top of their office building.
This chap paused while crossing a bridge to fixate on some vision of tomorrow, Perhaps the river inspired him to stop and ponder what might lie upstream in life.
Unfortunately for him, one of Vognor’s fellow monsters, Krakus the Lamentable, was very much focused on the present moment and what to have for lunch.
These three colleagues are peering so far ahead that they need binoculars...which won’t help them much against Gladys the Flatulent(not all monsters have terrible sounding names) who is creeping up behind them..
It’s not a good idea to spend too much time in the future at the expense of the present moment.
Nor is it a good idea to use cheesy stock images that look as though you haven’t put much thought or effort into them. Your readers will likely gaze on past your content if they see too many lame images.
So it pays to spend a bit more time and attention when choosing images, so that your readers will spend a bit more time and attention on your content.
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How to Use Geese in Marketing
There are a billion and one books and articles on marketing.
You’ve probably bought a few yourself...you may even have read some of the ones that you got.
Marketing this and marketing that.
Getting attention, keeping attention, branding...
What to write, what images to use, when to write etc.
People are forever coming up with new ideas for marketing...
.. But here’s one idea that you may not have considered before - using geese to help get the attention of your audience.
Here are three ways geese can get your message noticed.
1. Honking.
Geese can be tricky noisy, so how about trying honking rather than hustling for attention.
2. A “friendly peck” to gain attention.
People talk about direct marketing, well it doesn’t get any more direct than that.
3. Formation flying banner towing
Geese are capable of flying for incredibly long distances, what better way to promote your message to a wider audience than having a banner towed around?
Here’s a bonus one. Some people are interested in the so-called ‘dark arts’ of marketing. While this is not about marketing, you could use this to prevent your competitors from going about their day.
Probably the safest way to use geese I’m marketing is in cartoon form.
So why are cartoons good?
Cartoons...
-grab your viewer’s attention. Even the most enthusiastic of people can sometimes zone out during a presentation. A cartoon can help to catch their attention again.
-give your audience a break from the text. Too much text can really zone people out, there is only so much information we can take in in one go.
-can give people a laugh or smile without you having to think of a joke. Not everyone’s a natural story or joke teller, so funny pictures can help take the pressure off you.
-can make your presentation memorable - funny pictures stick in the memory. People may remember the cartoon long after they have forgotten the real point of your presentation.
Okay, so where can you get cartoons from, one than randomly searching the net?
It would be good if there was a convenient and easy way to find cartoons in one place....
Introducing the cartoon subscription service
The Cartoon Subscription Service is a one-stop service providing you with cartoons to use on your site or on social media. There are also plenty of ideas and advice on how you can use cartoons for the greatest effect and impact.
How else can cartoons help you?
-Cartoons grab attention
-Cartoons can deliver a message quickly
-Cartoons help to tell a story, stories can be used to sell your message or service
-A picture is worth a thousand words
-Cartoons are fun!
-Cartoons help to get things read
Intrigued?
Want some more information on how cartoons can help you?
In the form below, fill in your name, email address, and say “cartoon me up” in the subject line and I’ll send you more details.
Surfing by the Surf...
Another one of those aspirational stock images that look a bit odd isthe person using the laptop on the beach.
Here’s a woman perched on a rock working away on her laptop - maybe beavering away setting up a location independent business.
Isn’t she concerned about getting sand in it?
Or the general rule about not letting computers get too close to water...
However, this image doesn’t reveal the full story behind the scene.
Only half an hour later her tranquility was interrupted by a group of hungry pelicans hoping to scrounge some fish....or to get her to place an order with Uber eats...
What else might intrude on her tranquil typing?
Or what might she be missing out on having her eyes clued to the screen while sitting in such a tranquil setting?
Even odder is someone wearing a business suit while working away on the beach.
This chap was either so keen to get down to work that he forgot to roll his trousers up, or so absorbed in his task that he didn’t notice the incoming tide.
Maybe he needs someone or some thing to remind him that it’s not all work..work..work
That’s a mere drop on the ocean of odd images, there’s sure to be plenty more come in with the next tide, but not necessarily any that are really relevant to your situation.
So next time you’re selecting an image to use, you might want to pause and think if it’s really suitable or whether it should released and returned to the sea of odd stock images.
PS.
One image that popped up while researching this article was that of a business woman, in full office attire, fishing. It kind of made me curious whether she was fishing for anything in particular or had merely popped out during this lunch break for some relaxation.